Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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