- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

you know whats not funny white boards.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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