Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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