- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What is green and slow Grass.

batman farted so hes retarded

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

rent a cops

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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