- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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