Hail Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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