- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Good job, son.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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