What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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