- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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