What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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