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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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