Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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you give like i give lomain

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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