- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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