- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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