- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

how do you win a game try your best

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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