- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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