- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I'm homeless.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Homonyms should be band.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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