What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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LET

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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