Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Well this is pointless.....

Hi, my name is Jake.

Anti Joke

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