- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Emily Walker.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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