- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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