- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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