Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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