- Anti Joke

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Woman rights.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.