You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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