- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

homosexual rights to marriage

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

binladin walks into the american seals

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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