Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I have cancer. And you're next.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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