- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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