- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Want to hear a joke? No.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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