John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Penis.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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whats white jizz

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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