Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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you see theres this guy.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Lololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Mahmy

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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hi

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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