that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Justin Bieber.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Yo Mama just died.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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