What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do I hate? people

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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im saul and i love cock

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I'm sn otter

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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