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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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