- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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