- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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