Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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hi joshua

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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