- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

united we sit, cause we're fat

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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