- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Robin, get in the car!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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