How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

anal seepage

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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