- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Robin, get in the car!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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