-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Tucker Rivera

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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This is not funny.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Knock Knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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