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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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