- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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