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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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