- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Your mom is so old she died

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Roses are red, yup.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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