- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

i hate non minorities!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

whats green and lives in the water

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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