Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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