- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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