What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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