It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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