Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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