That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

This is not a joke.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

if you don't like this you're gay

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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