- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

800 people died last year. end of story

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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