What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Stephen Hawking

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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